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You Make Ratty Sad

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-Kw

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June 9, 2010 at 10:58

Posted in Comedy

Girl Scouts

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Alright, usually I’d put down my own material and stuff, but Natalie’s dad has this picture printed out and taped on the wall and every time I walk by it I just can’t stop laughing.

LOL, everything about this picture is just so perfect.

I forgot to bring this up, but speaking of LGs in the last post, isn’t this new celebrity Justin Bieber just promoting pedophilia? I mean in all his music videos he’s got these 13 year olds dancing and clubbing which is just weird. I mean if they were older girls, I guess it’d promote Cougarism. But still, I think some of these music video things make no sense at all. I just really hate the idea that the media’s earning big money off insecure teenage girls. I remember back in the days when pokemon kept us sweet and innocent (since you can’t be violent without a pokemon).

Anyway I am glad to see the sun rising and Tennis season shall be approaching! It’ll be a fun year full of sports and board games and trying to get crap done! Applying for Field School and Co-Op seems to be a lot more work than I thought, I’ve realized that the Universities have so many opportunities open for us but we’re just too lazy to go find it :P

Remember to buy the damn cookies next time!

-Kw

P.S. The video production crew is looking for some actors. (4 asians and 1 black guy)

Written by fauxtoart

March 7, 2010 at 14:20

Posted in Comedy, Media, Randoms, Videos

LG Pick Up Lines

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I honestly don’t know how this suddenly crossed my mind, but instead of the usual pick up lines, I’m sure all the cougars and Little Girl Hunters out there have some tricks up their sleeves.

“Hey girl, age is just a number, let me show you which number really matters” -Kenny

I’m sure I have a few friends who are absolute professionals at this, lets see some pick up lines rollin’!

-Kw

Side Note: Turns out that my AE-1 Camera is fine, there is only one minor defect in the metering system which thankfully costs less than the camera itself (around 60-90$ repair cost; Camera is 160$ market price), I could choose to be some hardcore pro and understand all the mechanics and stuff without relying on the metering system, but apparently that’s not very easy when it comes to B&W photography (Especially when I ruined my first roll of film by physically breaking it because I didn’t know how to work the film rail).  So the photos are yet delayed again ;( But at least this will help the wait for the Digital SLR camera!!!

Written by fauxtoart

March 6, 2010 at 14:16

Posted in Comedy

Joke of the day

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I am sure everyone knows about those stores where all they sell are gags and weird t-shirts.

Now what if someone sold underwear with this print?

If any of you have other signs in mind, keep this chain of jokes rolling and comment! :D

-Kw

Written by fauxtoart

February 27, 2010 at 01:15

Posted in Comedy

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