Driving in the lower mainland
After driving for a while in the lower mainland, I’ve come to realize how a lot of the BAD drivers tend to somewhat fit their stereotypes.
Before I get started, if any form of racism or sexism offends you, please stop now.
Anyway, I’ve compiled a list of these particular drivers:
the ‘having a bad day’ driver: these guys you got to really watch out for, they can hit your car and just apologize and say shit happens even though the shit happened to hit the fan and splash on your face and ruin your car and waste your time. The worst part is that their day is so bad that you can’t make it any worse so they feel no guilt, so you gotta really yell and make them contemplate wearing tight jeans and dying their hair black.
The Asian male drivers: these drivers are quite harmless but very annoying. Even if they know they did something wrong, as long as you honk or bother them, they will not stop at any cost to drive beside you and stare at you until you feel their gaze is burning your soul.
The Asian female drivers: oh god, these are the few very dangerous drivers, no matter the age, they all drive like old grannies in their own world and won’t even know when you honk or finger them or even if the traffic light changed. They are literally unaware of anything and go at their own pace.
The Caucasian male driver: probably the most aggressive drivers ever but not necessarily that dangerous, they just speed… so just get out of their way and you will be fine. It only gets bad when you start to piss them off, that’s when they start hunting you down and cussing at you till no tomorrow.
The Caucasian female driver: by far the most dangerous drivers ever. They know the laws, they know the etiquette, but they will refuse to follow any of them. They will drive aggressively with a smile on their face and pretend everything’s alright. Even though they might be fine, the amount of damge they cause are lethal.
The “I got it from my papa” drivers: These guys are probably the biggest jokes ever. Their parents buy them a 100,000$ car so they can rock their designer sunglasses with plastic leather jackets and explosive hair as they drive down the streets listening to trance. Absolutely no harm to anyone, just a nice mobile joke to brighten your days.
The “Rice rocket” drivers: Probably one of the safest drivers ever. Since they know they are obvious targets for the police, they stay within the speed limit and keep to themselves, the only thing you have to worry about are their super loud exhausts, which may set your car alarm off because their only way to release all that rage from not being able to speed is to floor it in the parking lots.
I believe this encompasses most of the drivers, I know I haven’t included some other drivers but these are usually the only ones you need to watch out for.
If you guys want to add anything, feel free to comment 
Photos will be coming on Wednesday!!
-Kw
